supreme court dismissal? is this speaking from your own experience?
Ok next one is from a satire of woman’s self-help book by Karen Salmansohn, called Unavailable. Salmansohn had devised 15 principles that explore the relationship between women and desirability, which were an expansion of the theory that desirability is heightened through unavailability.
Haven't read the book myself, these just the articles I found while I was looking through other books. but quite hysterical lol.
Principle 3
Never. never (ever) call the man. The more challenging you are to catch, the greater the pride he’ll take in catching you. Remember, a man’s primal instinct is to hunt; he enjoys the thrill of the kill. You’ll be glad you resisted, and so will he. It’s an opportunity to tap into his primal hunting urge.
Principle 4
Women take longer than men to get ready for parties. Men take longer to get ready for relationships. Neither like to be rushed. Don’t be in a hurry to unpacck your emotional baggage. Always travel light int a relationship.
Principle 7
Never say ‘yes’ to a date request without:
1. A notable pause
2. An audible flip through your calendar
3. 24-hour lead time
Principle 8
Consider dating someone with whom you don’t share a native language. The less vocabulary you share the more you can remain a mysterious alluring babe (and the less you’ll be able to piss each other off)
(hehehe I like this one)
Principle 12
As an unavailable woman you are different from the typical woman that John Gray describes as being from the planet Venus. You are uniquely from the more distant unexplored planet, Mercury. Your culture promotes the Mercurial Seduction Dance:
1. One step forward (Hey Sailor, I’m available)
2. A half step backward (Then again, maybe not) Mmmmm....mixed messages. They drive men crazy with desire.
Principle 14
When in doubt about how much and what to say, always keep in mind: it’s wa(aaaa)y more important to be aloof than alert unfortunately, although many men claim they want a woman who’s smart and funny, what they truly want is a woman who’s smart and funny - as long as she’s not more smart and funny than themselves.