Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50 cents.

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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

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The statistic on sanity are that one out of 4 Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.