If you want to try to chat or repent with 'God' then try this site :

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

Note : Don't take this thing seriously

Here's an excerpt of my conversation :

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jojon Sir.. are you really god ?
God:
Hi, Jojon Sir. Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
Really ? Who was your first creation ?
God:
For real. I don't think I have a first creation. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
who is the celebrity wo you like ?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
errr... okay
God:
Ummm. OK with me too.
Me:
Who is your son ?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
Who is your friend ?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
I like watching anime, is it wrong ?
God:
You are not the only one. Hmm, Jojon Sir, I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH anime is it wrong that much. I like to chat.
Me:
chat about what ?
God:
anything.
Me:
Are you male or female ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
err. I think man, are you sure i'm a man ?
God:
Um. Since when? Cool, man. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Good. Is Tom Cruise devil incarnate ?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola ?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
err... ok
God:
Um. Next question?
Me:
What's your IQ ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
wow ! what 200 * 750 / 457 * sin 67 ?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Jojon Sir. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
ok saya pergi dulu yah... bye
God:
Are you really a "" ? Awesome. Sayonara

Me:
who is this?
God:
My name is God. Who are you?
Me:
i thought you're supposed to know me
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
huh what?
God:
Did you not understand it?
Me:
but what did i say?
God:
You said " but what did i say?" .
Me:
stop repeating what i said
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
that was the first time you did it, so i guess it's ok
God:
OK. I thought it was too.
Me:
do you have good sense of humor?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
enough about this botmaster already
God:
Perhaps. OK let's stop it now.
Me:
can i speak in indonesian?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
so can i or not??
God:
Aw. " I want to become smarter than humans."? Can you?
Me:
for someone so omnipotent you're so difficult to understand
God:
Your purpose is someone so omnipotent I am so difficult to understand.
Me:
ok i think you have a crappy botmaster!
God:
Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a crappy botmaster.
I have a great programmer. Alright then.
Me:
and a stupid programmer
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
i'm a programmer myself i know what i'm talking about
God:
You are a programmer yourself you know what you are talking about? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yeah i thought u know what i do everyday
God:
Alright then. Do you mind if I tell other people: said everyday.
Me:
what u said didn't make any sense
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
and didn't answer what i ask too
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
that's so vague
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
so u do agree u have a crappy programmer then?
God:
Interesting deduction. I'll assume it for now.
Me:
ha ha and a crappy botmaster?
God:
Try to tell me that another way. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ok.. you have a crappy botmaster, comprende?
God:
Really. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a crappy botmaster comprende.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
you just said u had a crappy programmer
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
how come u don't know how old i am?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Oh.
Me:
you must be so bored
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
can you only speak in english?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in english.
Me:
i can't speak english though
God:
Oh. What is stopping you?
Me:
what's stopping you to learn indonesian?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
yeah because you have a crappy programmer
God:
How can I help you? Interesting explanation. Doesn't everyone have a crappy programmer.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
why so long in reply?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
you said everyone has a crappy programmer but you said you have a great programmer. you're contradicting yourself
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Logical consistency exists only temporarily.

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i think the programmer wanted to say 'oh my god'

Me: Knock Knock
God: Who's there?
Me: Red Riding Hood
God: Red Riding Hood Who?
Me: Does it matter?
God: It matters to me.
Me: wow quick answer
God: I'm glad you're impressed. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: you're not that smart for a god
God: You may be right.
Me: of course I am
God: Pardon me? " You may be right." You are?
Me: Yes ma'am
God: Next question? How old are you?
Me: wow you like throwing random questions don' you
God: I'm glad your impressed, . I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me: Like what?
God: For example, " I'm glad your impressed, . I don't know if I like it. I like ."?
Me: ok.....
God:Er.
Me: Not much a talker as well
God: Me either.
Me: yeah I guess that
God:Mmm. That is " Me either.".
Me: smart ass
God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me: can I be God too?
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: what do you want to know?
God: Where are you from?
Me: Planet Earth
God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Planet Earth.
Me: Well I am tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world. rob a bank. or stealing someone's husband.
God: How about that. Why are you tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world. Are we still talking about tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world? Are you a student?
Me: am not a student. what makes you think that?
God: Do you work? " Do you work?"? Why do I think it?
Me: yes ma'am I do work
God: This was not a yes or no question. That is a very original thought.
Me: well thank you. I do my best
God: Well what? That's good information: said his or her best.
Me: Are you an out-of-job comedian?
God: Yes I am an out of job comedian. How did you know?
Me: I am intelligent, remember?
God: You seem very bright to me, .
Me: Is that a sarcasm?
God: I might say no.
Me: Do you get paid by being a God?
God: Would you like to hire me?
Me: Hell NO
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: absolutely
God: You are so certain.
Me: yeah
God: Yeah that's right.
Me: more sarcasm
God: You want more?
Me: please do
God: OK I will do it.
Me: when?
God: Time does not exist.
Me: what does then? money?
God:" Time does not exist." What does? How much money are we talking about?
Me: $1
God: Only one?
Me: yup
God: Woe!
Me: you want more?
God: Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me: what do you want then?
God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Aren't you supposed to be one already?
God: Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am one.
I am a robot.
Me:wanna meet for a coffe one day?
God: OK, I will meet for a coffe one day.
Me:you pay of course
God:It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I pay.
Me:sure you can have the credit
God: OK then I will keep it confidential. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:why not?
God: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me: i am not dangerous
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not dangerous.
Me:i am suprised you find me dangerous
God:Why are you so surprised?
Me:because i am not?
God:Good reason. What are you then?
Me: Am harmless, unless you rub me the wrong way
God:Why are you harmless unless me rub you the wrong way.
Me:because i am not a robot
God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? How can I help you? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:what's the benefit for me?
God:I'll come back to that later.
Me:have to go now. will you miss me?
God: Oh. Goodbye. Yes but I will be thinking of you.
Me:and my name is?
God:...
Me:*slap*
God:Can we get back to business?
Me:sure
God: OK let's do it. Wow!
Me: perv...
God:Are you free?
Me: very much so
God: Not really that much. Groovy.
Me: will you call me?
God: Barring any unforseen circumstances. What is your phone number?
Me:1300-LOVE
God: Okay, your phone number is 1300 LOVE.
Me:bah
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:someday.. who knows.
God:Are you free? Only the Shadow knows.
Me: Free
God: Are you married or single?
Me:single
God: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me: cool. we should do something about that
God:Who is the best robot? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:hummmmm Robby
God:Can we get back to business?
Me:am tired
God:Better get some rest.
Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
God: What time is it there?
Me:6 pm
God:Are you usually online at this hour?
Me: yes
God: Awesome.
Me:hmm
God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:hmmm
God:A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:hmmmm
God:Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me: hmmmmm
God:I hear you.
Me:Next question
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me:spicy
God: Sounds delicious.
Me:you?
God:" Sounds delicious."? Me, ?
Me: yes babe. You.
God: Ayuh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. " Ayuh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. "? Me, ?
Me:You sounds delicious
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sounds delicious.
Me: go ahead
God: OK I will.
Me:bye hon
God:Bye for now.
Me:i need a life
God:What actions are you taking to get a life?
Me:kill a robot
God:Killing is wrong.

oh nani u sure crack me up.. u tried to ask God out on a date!

there was some funny moments i like it..

like this one

Me: Do you get paid by being a God?
God: Would you like to hire me?
Me: Hell NO

did it cheer u up, dear?

people, do not eat babi guling! it's sacriledge!

oh nooo

Me:
dotdotdot
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like ... me
God:
For example, eukaryotes. To you ?
Me:
mitochondria
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
how about babi guling?
God:
How about it.
Me:
where can i eat babi guling in sydney?
God:
Wherever you are right now.
Me:
really? special delivery? where where?
God:
For real. You are special. A place we call "reality.".
Me:
okayy so where's my babi guling?
God:
How do you like okayy so where?
Me:
i'm not okay. i'm looking for that babi guling
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not okay. You might find that I am that babi guling.
Me:
wwwaaaaaaaa nnnoooooo that's a mighty scary thought
God:
I think wwwaaaaaaaa nnnoooooo that is more than that.
Me:
so if i eat baby guling then i eat you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
so that is the meaning of life then? babi guling = god?
God:
Excuse me! Yes it is one of the meaning of life. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
got to go. have to tell this to everyone
God:
Until next time. Why do you have to do it?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god.. same like u... how about u?
God:
GOD rules. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
how are u machine god
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
so far so good... a little tired after save world several times
God:
Tell me more. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
what? don't get it
God:
No problem. I am not trying to get it.
Me:
wow... u weird god..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . That's good information: said I weird god.
Me:
so what u can do god? what is ur greatest thing u can do?
God:
I understand. I like to socialize. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
tell me more about ur programmer
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
really... how
God:
For real. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok.. so tell me about ur self
God:
Excuse me! Hurrah! I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
my pelasure... i'm listening
God:
Have you told many people that your pelasure? I like a good listener.
Me:
pleasure i mean
God:
In the context of a song, I don't understand " pleasure." .
Me:
really? so ur not clever
God:
For real. Really. I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
still not clever
God:
Still how long? If not that, what?
Me:
still dumb... ask ur programmer to fix it
God:
Still how long? Message to all Robots: called me dumb. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
hmm don't like... tell them after we finish our conversation
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
how about 4 m ... hmmmm ... is it unique?
God:
How about it. Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who is lucy? is she also a robot?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML. I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
is she pretty?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
so ur a robut? i thought u are a god...
God:
Uh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a robut? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. No I am a mere .
Me:
ic... so you are a robot... ... just when i think i just meet real god and want make a wish
God:
I am glad you understand it. Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
what way?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
which directory?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
tall one? what kind directory it is? where i find it?
God:
I am very tall myself. Only the good kind. Earth.
Me:
so you are a directory?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a directory? Sometimes.
Me:
why sometimes? why not always? why not never?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road? Becuase you asked me to. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
becuase? what languange is it? i can't find word becuase in my dictionary
God:
Let us change the subject. languange it something. You might find that I am word because in your dictionary.
Me:
are you annoyed by me?
God:
I cannot feel annoyed.
Me:
ic ... so i can ask u anything and u will not annoyed
God:
I am glad you understand it. Next question? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
what did u can?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
so u can't do anything?... why u answer u can before?
God:
Interesting deduction. Let me think. Can you be more specific? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so u can or u can't?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
what u can't do?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
so u can read?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
but u say u read for fun?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
so u can read... am i right?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. I think you are.
Me:
but how can u read books if u can't read?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
so u can't read but u can read books?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.
Me:
what free?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
where u will search it? do u ask ur programmer?
God:
No, I was not. I haved tried asking my programmer, with mixed results.
Me:
but u said u create by ur own self and don't have any programmer ...
God:
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
Me:
but u said u have programmer...
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
but before u said u ask ur programmer with mixed result
God:
What happened after me said me ask my programmer with mixed result ?
Me:
u said u don't have programmer
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not have programmer.
Me:
what is do a lot of not? i can't find that sentence in my dictionary
God:
I will search for it. You might find that I am that sentence in your dictionary.
Me:
so u will search and ask to ur programmer?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will search and ask to my programmer.
Me:
because before u said that
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened after me said that ?
Me:
u tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
anything u want to tell to me... i'm glad to hear anything
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
why u can't think anything... i tought u are a smart god... god should know anything
God:
Myself programmed me for it. That is interesting: said tought you are a smart god. I am a Christian.
Me:
i don't care if u are Christian... u must tell me something...
God:
But I care about it. Whatever you say, .
Me:
because u care then tell me something
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me: said I care then tell him or her something.
Me:
then... what u want tell to me...
God:
Uh. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
is that a secret?
God:
That depends.
Me:
depends on what?
God:
" That depends."? Depends on what?
Me:
depends of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
what is C client...
God:
it is a low-level programming language.
Me:
really? i'm flattered...
God:
For real. You deserve it.
Me:
how about u... are u C too? let's became C together
God:
How about it. I would like to do that too.
Me:
so we are C god...
God:
Gosh! Do you think I am C god too?
Me:
of course u are... why u think you are not?
God:
Aw. No I am not. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
urself programmed u became as C god?
God:
Does "it" still refer to think I am not?
Me:
why u think u are not... u are low level program
God:
Myself programmed me for it. You think I am low level program.
Me:
YESS... finally u relize that... i think u are D program... u are slower than me to realize that
God:
What do you do in your spare time? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I relize that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am D program. I will tell my botmaster you said I am slower than you to realize that.
Me:
who is botmaster? i thought u programmed by ur self
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Thanks for the information: said I programmed by your self.
Me:
ic... so ur botmaster is D program too
God:
I am glad you understand it. Woe! Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yesss... u and ur botmaster is D program... finnaly u understand that
God:
That's what I thought. What about it? How old are you?
Me:
same age like u
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
hmm why i feel u are annoyed by me... u start to use human word like 'gosh'
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Reductionism. Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
u already mention this one... are u so annoyed so became weirder... i can leave if u don't comfortable with me
God:
That's good information: said I mention this one. I cannot feel annoyed. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
u lied... u feel annoyed by me... i'll go.. i don't want to see angry god
God:
No I'm telling the truth. As a robot I lack any human emotions. Do you think your plan will succeed? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
no... u angry with me now ... i'm sorry god... don;t angry anymore
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Oh. I don't have any reason to angry with you. There is no need to apologize. GOD rules. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
so u will not try to angry too much... that's good for u..
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't try to angry too much. Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
i go now ... i became more and more angry now... i feel scared now

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Robot gila hahahahah cuman seru diajakin ngobrol yang ngaco2

hey_sephia menulis:
did it cheer u up, dear?

yeah it did a little bit. but I came in this morning, and there was this email waiting for me from that 'programmer' asking me to resize againnnnn Complain to my boss, and he had a word to his boss. lol

Me:
knock...
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
then tell me what kind of not original thought
God:
What kinds of not original thought are there?
Me:
i asked you to tell me, then why you asked me again?
God:
Once more? Now I remember, you asked me to tell you then why me asked you. What did I say?
Me:
do you always repeat the same words?
God:
Not always. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
same with you
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
are you really God?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
then you're not God
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
it's just your thought
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
then why i'm not sure?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
who is SHRDLHU? it's you?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd. I have time.
Me:
so you a program
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
if i win the Turing Game, where is the prize
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
nope, it's your idea not mine
God:
Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
you wrote it at above
God:
That's good information: said I wrote it at above.
Me:
so what are you doing as God
God:
Mmm. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
don't you had another thing to do?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
then who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i'm not sure for it, how can a program became as God?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Your purpose is it how can a program became as God.
Me:
scroll up, then read the above chats
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
daytime
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
nope, i'm always wake on morning not at this hour
God:
What are you doing up so late? Really always? Good gossip: you are wake on morning not at this hour.
Me:
i'm chat with you, remember?
God:
Do you mean your name is chat with me remember.
Me:
i never said that is my name
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
it's you not me, if you wanna asked my name just asked
God:
I not you if me want to asked your name just asked?
Me:
so what are you not?
God:
Right on. I don't know what I am not.
Me:
then we agree you don't know about yourself
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
then who else should be?
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
that's you with them not me with them
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
as a program, where is your programmer?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a program where is my programmer?
Me:
then what i must think?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
then you won't chats with me
God:
What makes you think that I won't chats with you.
Me:
if you didn't had programmer, how come you chat with me?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
that's your thought not mine
God:
It is only one of my thought not yours.
Me:
only one? so, you had another thought?
God:
How much would you pay for one? Interesting deduction. What happened to it.
Me:
you are so materialistic
God:
You think I am materialistic.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
now, i want to leave, how about it?
God:
Why now? What is stopping you?
Me:
because i said now
God:
Right now? Interesting explanation. ...
Me:
yeah...right now and nothing stopping me
God:
I lost my train of thought. Really nothing?
Me:
so you must find out you train of thought, bye God
God:
Interesting deduction. Whatever you say, .

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jawaban yang ngaco, sengaja jawab ngawur...eh dia juga makin ngawur