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47 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
16. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
17. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
18. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven- day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
19. Women brush their hair *before* bed.
20. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
21. Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.
22. Women are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
23. Women do *not* know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"
24. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.
25. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
26. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
27. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
28. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
31. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
32. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.
33. The first naked man woman see is "Ken".
35. Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast-size.
36. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left- hand turn.
37. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man-language.
38. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
39. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
40a All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.
40b All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.
41. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.
43. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".
44. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
45. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking one second and lowering it themselves.
46. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
47. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see womens trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?

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#14 - serius, gue ga bisa bedain.....perasaan semua rasanya sama2 ga enak.
#15 - I only have 1 kind in the shower...the rest are kept under the sink until I need them
#25 - really? I don't think so....I need to start counting.
#30 & 36 - sometimes I do that
#39 - nope. I have better sense of direction than most of my boyfriend(s).
#40 - so truueeeee!
#46 - worked for me once

4. wrong
6. not always
9. true
10. bingo
11. not always
14. emg ada bedanya?
15. can’t help it
18. he,he,he… he eh.
28. not always
30. why not
35. not always
39. not all woman

4. Wrong, why women must cry unless you can hear it? sometimes women will cry alone
11. Why should women go to restrooms in groups for gossip if women can got it at coffee shop
15. Not for me...I only have 1
39. Really??? I can do it better than my brother

40 - kayanya biarpun ngotot merasa overweight tetap harus dibantah. kalo sampe setuju wuaahhhh langsung

darn ..
i don't pass even 50% of it..
does it mean i'm a man??

hey_sephia menulis:
darn ..
i don't pass even 50% of it..
does it mean i'm a man??

Ini nih baru cocok..

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

hey_sephia menulis:
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I would disagree with that one....
Most at the top, wouldn't look down especially way down. They want the same level. i.e. I don't think you would have a chance to date Tom Cruise.
Of course, the one at the bottom, won't look too high cause it just wasting time with just a slim chance to succeed.

hey_sephia menulis:
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

from 47 facts (?), only no 14 & 39, that really suits me.. do not like beer, and i am easily get lost everywhere..

rachmat menulis:
I would disagree with that one....

Since they are so unstable, even the ones on the top of the tree will fall if you shake the tree the right way
no need to climb.

Maybe that would be good, then again maybe it is not. Some women like strong decisive men, not "plin-plan"
one.

Yes, but you will get a bruised one.

ar

I am lost, are you guys still talking about woman or apples .

nice facts to lear how to be a woman hehe , I don't even know most of them, or maybe I'm hiding from those facts

rachmat menulis:
Yes, but you will get a bruised one.