hmm seinget gua pernah ada thread kaya gini tapi mana yah. oohh well bikin lagi deh.

formula, peraturan, rumus, plot yang sering dipakai untuk seri, sinetron asia. me cuma liat dikit so tau ga banyak. yang laen tambahin dong.

miskin = selalu menang

karakter miskin selalu baik hati, pinter, rajin, dan hebat dalam segala hal. kalo ada dua cewe rebutan cowo, pasti cewe yang miskin yang dapet. begitu juga sebaliknya.

kalo lu idup di dunia sinetron dan suka cowo/cewe yang juga disukai cewe/cowo miskin, mendingan batalin niat. pasti kalah saingan deh.

ini juga berlaku dalam masalah kompetisi, perlombaan, pekerjaan ato karir. so dalam dunia sinetron kalo mau sukses, jadilah orang miskin.

susahnya bertemu untuk hal penting

udah janjian berhari, berbulan2, bahkan bertaon2 untuk ketemu. di suatu tempat, di waktu yang udah ditentukan. ehhh masih aja sisipan. ga liat padahal sebelahan. ga denger biarpun udah teriak.

kenapa ga bawa handphone? oiya bawa handphone juga baterenya abis.

100 liter darah

terluka parah kena tusuk ato tembak. masih bisa lari2 indah. darah ngalir jadi sungai. pucat aja kaga

buta pdkt

cowo/cewe dideketin cewe/cowo sampe sejelas apapun tetap ga berasa. cewenya dah sering masakin makanan. cowonya udah selalu nganterin ke mana2. cewenya selalu mau diajak keluar biar serepot apapun. cowonya selalu siap kapanpun dibutuhkan. masih aja kaga ngerti.

iya pernah.. tapi rasanya dalam dunia persilatan wkt itu elo jg yg bikin.. n dulu pernah ada satu yg aku inget banget: kalo bisa ilmu meringankan tubuh, kenapa susah2 jalan

anyway.. since we're talking about sinetron:

banyak co nangis..
aku jarang de in real life liat co nangis.. tapi di sinetron co dikit2 nangis ..

ibu tiri/mertua pasti jahat
ada perkecualian, tapi boleh dijadiin rule of thumb bahwa yg namanya ibu tiri, ibu mertua, biasanya selalu antagonis.

asia, indo juga kan?
di sinetron Indo, kalo punya suami/istri kaya, mertuanya biasanya jahatnya ajubile..pasti punya calon laen untuk pasangan anaknya.
di soompi, pernah ada thread tentang stereotype k-drama, yang aneh2..misal :
- tokoh utama punya penyakit mematikan, biasanya kanker.anykind of cancer.
- keluarga kaya biasanya rumahnya 2 lantai, depan ruang tamu, belakang r.makan, trus orang tua tinggal bareng anaknya, kamar ortu di lt.1, kamar anak di lt.2. Tangga ke lt dua keliatan dr r.tamu
- sopir keluarga biasanya marga Kim
apalagi ya..g pikir dulu...

KIM = Kerja Ingat Mobil, so pasti supir dong.

tambahan:
biarpun udah hidup belasan bahkan puluhan taon di negara yang pake bahasa inggris. tetap aja aja inggrisnya masih lokal.

klu sinetron indo:
full make up mo apa kek perannya acaranya karakternya .. pasti full make up. bangun tidur aja full make up dan perfect hair do!

belakangan lagu-lagu soundtrack sinetron kebanyakan diambil dari lagu-lagu yang udah terkenal ato sedang terkenal di masyarakat

trus kalo yang jadi antagonis itu selalu ekspresi mukanya digalak-galakin, kalo marah mata pasti melotot pake acara teriak-teriakan segala

oh yaa....di Korea kalo tokoh utamanya ( biasanya yg cewek..) kerja / belajar berlebihan pasti mimisan..trus menimbulkan iba lawan maennya.

belajar bisa mimisan?

adegan nangis = pilek berat.
terutama sinetron indo neh. nangisnya selalu sedot2 hidup kaya orang pilek. muka dilipet2. air mata ga keluar sama sekali.

mau tissue neng?

iyaa...g juga sejak ntn korea baru tahu kalo belajar sampe berat gitu bisa mimisan.ce Korea lemah2..g belajar sampe 2 malam ga tidur OK2 aja tuh...
oh ya, klo di k-drama, pemeran utama cowok, klo kaya, biasa pekerjaan / jabatan pasti GM, Direktur..jaraaaannnnggg banget cuma supervisor, kepala bagian, or pedagang.
trus biasa naek mobil impor ( Mercedes- Rain di FH,naek SLK, Jang Dong Gun di All About Eve, naek BMW ). kalo yg laen paling naek Hyundai ato KIA.
Oh iya, mereka tuh bener2 cinta produk dalem negeri...TV, kulkas, or HP mostly pake merk Korea - LG or Samsung.

hmm buat promosi sponsor kali. tapi me pake kulkas LG tahan lama loh dari pertama masuk kuliah sampe sekarang.

bukan cinta produk dalam negri kalo masalah HP.. karena standard di Jepang & Korea tu beda from the rest of the world. Mereka setahap lebih maju dari europe, 5 tahap lebih maju dari amrik.. amrik terbelakang de pokoknya from the rest of the world.

jadi technology mereka emg laen.. the rest of the world is catching up with Japan..

oyaa? ada feature apa aja di jepang?

cowo: oohh cewe jika dikau masih mencintai kakanda let's kita koempoel kempeol lagi besok.
cewe: ahh kurang romantis. ketemu sepuluh taon lagi deh.
cowo: hue? 10 taon ga ketemu? apaan eneh bah?
cewe: iya dong romantis. kan dah lama ga ketemu makin rindu.
cowo: sigh iya deh iya sepuluh taun lagi. ketemu di sini. jam 12 siang tepat.

10 taon kemudian. 12:00:01
cowo: mana neh si cewe kok lom datang sih. ah pasti dia ga cinta lagi. *pulang*

di saat yang sama. 1 meter dari tempat cowo.
cewe: aduh telat neh gimanaooo yuaahhh. hiks hiks. pasti dia dah ga nunggu lagi *pulang*

1 menit kemudian. cowo telp cewe pake HP
cowo: kamu di mana sih kok ga ada aku tungguin.
cewe: loohhh adinda udah nunggu di sana kok. ok deh mari ketemu sejam lagi.
cowo: eehhh jangan dong ga asik, kita ketemu 10 taon lagi deh.
cewe: hhaaaahhhh? 10 taon lagi?
cowo: iya donngg biar romantis.
cewe: kali ini bawa HP loh!

yakk 10 taon lagi. 11:59:59
cewe: telp ahhhh.
telp: maapppp nonnn tak ada baterenya. saya lagi lemasssss tak ada tenagaaa. soorrriiii. *koit*
cewe: huaaaaaaaaaaaa

10 taon kemudian 11:00:00
cowo: biar ga batal gua telpon awal deh.
HP cewe: maafff saya masih off. blom dinyalain. salah siapa telp jam segini juga. kan masih sejam lagi.
cowo: heh? HP kok ga nyala sih.

masih 10 taon kemudian.
cowo: *telp cewe*
cewe: *telp cowo*
telp cowo & telp cewe: maaf nomor yang anda tuju sedang sibuk.

10 taon kemudian, lagi!
cowo: *telp cewe*
telp: woiii ini jaman udah maju ngapain lu masih pake HP dari 50 taon lalu.
cowo: duhhh kok ga nyambungg sihhh.

enggginngggengggg 10 taon kemudian:
cowo: umm kayanya ada sesuatu yang penting apa yah.
cewe (di tempat lain): aduhh susah deh kalo dah mulai pikun. kayanya ini hari penting tapi kenapa yah.

akhirnya masih 10 taon lagi:
cowo: aye udah tua coy.
cewe: duh duh duh udah ompong peyot noeh.

jepang udah ampir roll out 4G phone...

4G stands for apa? Gila, Geblek, Gokil, Gendeng?
sorry...........................

dapet dari soompi..
ini linknya

50 things you can learn from a Korean drama.
1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.

2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl.

5) You're allowed to make uturns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

7) Everyone has cancer.

8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.

9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definately have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's.

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. biggrin.gif couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights

28) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery
needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jumproping.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.

36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lipliner.

37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).

38) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you.

39) So will your sister-in-law.

40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you.

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

and the truth are :
- soju emang cuman 70 cents.
- emang boleh u-turn dimana aja di Korea. waw.

hey_sephia menulis:
bukan cinta produk dalam negri kalo masalah HP.. karena standard di Jepang & Korea tu beda from the rest of the world. Mereka setahap lebih maju dari europe, 5 tahap lebih maju dari amrik.. amrik terbelakang de pokoknya from the rest of the world.

jadi technology mereka emg laen.. the rest of the world is catching up with Japan..

djes menulis:
and the truth are :
- soju emang cuman 70 cents.

Biasa di K-drama, pemeran cewek tokoh utama (yg baek & miskin) ga punya mobil jadi kemana2 butuh dianter ama tokoh cowok yg naksir --> gampang buat PDKT. Pemeran cewek yg jahat selalu punya mobil jadi kalo mo berbuat jahat/mata2in gampang

Let's see SHG di Endless Love & Full House, Chae Rim di AAE, Choi Ji Woo di Winter Sonata....

itu scenario nya Azzy da ada judul? usul deh.. "Lover's stupidity"