I was luffing so hard when I read this IRC transcript. I change some censored words to make it easier to read;you can read the original here.

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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with someone by the name of b****checker insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even funnier. For information: This dangerous hacker is, b****checker and the one being hacked and the original author of the comments <elch>, who is talking here

Note: Quoted is the IRC transcript, and italic is the posters <Elch> comment

Kutip:
* b****checker(~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b****checker(~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b***hchecker> why do you kick me
<b***hchecker> can't you discus normally
<b***hchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * b****checker(~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b***hchecker> what ping man
<b***hchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<b***hchecker> i even have dst
<b***hchecker> you banned me
<b***hchecker> amit it you son of a b***h
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> s**t you're stupid, DST^^
<b***hchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b***hchecker> for two weaks already
<b***hchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<b***hchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<b***hchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<b***hchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<b***hchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<b***hchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b***hchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b***hchecker> to you man
<b***hchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b****checker(~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Kutip:
* b****checker(~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b***hchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> b***hchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b***hchecker> you're so stupid man
<b***hchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b***hchecker> buy buy elch
* b****checker(~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Kutip:
* b****checker(~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b***hchecker> elch you son of a b***h
<Metanot> b****checker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up b***hchecker?
<b***hchecker> you have a frie wal
<b***hchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<b***hchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour at 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b***hchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b***hchecker> be a man turn that s**t off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b***hchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes b****checker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he b****checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b***hchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b***hchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> b***h give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b***hchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he b****checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b***hchecker> you're afraid
<b***hchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b***hchecker> elch turn off your s**t wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b***hchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b***hchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b***hchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

Kutip:
<Elch> b***hchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> b***hhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<b***hchecker> wort man
<Elch> b***hchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b***hchecker> man do you want a virus
<b***hchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<b***hchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b***hchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

Kutip:
<b***hchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a b***h
<Elch> that's bad
<b***hchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b***hchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Kutip:
<b***hchecker> tupac rules
<b***hchecker> elch you son of a b***h your f: is gone and e: too

Kutip:
<b***hchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<b***hchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on b***h

Kutip:
<b***hchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<b***hchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Kutip:
* b****checker(~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

NOTE Pepe: 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

kurang mudeng. ... jadi itu ip address emg default? trus klu misalnya ada orang hack ke ip address itu malah hack kompi sendiri?

jadi tu orang hack diri sendiri?

haha si hacker aja yg dodol tin...masa ip sendiri kaga tau
127.0.0.1 itu default dari network card kita sendiri jadi dia emang ngedelete hd dia sendiri hahaha beneran nih yah ?

her,
kalo sampe os kena delete juga, berarti dia pake windows lama ato winxp tapi admin level. either way, nunjukin betapa dodol ahahahaha. coba dia pake *nix masih lebih berbobot deh buat jadi hacker.

pepe, dapet dari mana neh?

btw, hacking itu sebenarnya mempelajari program, cari kesalahan, bikin pembetulan (patch), dan kasih tau umum. bukan ngerusak ato bobol computer orang. definisi hacker yang bener = orang baek. sigh biasa media sering salah.

oiya 127.0.0.1 itu reserved ip menurut iana (ipv4 sih bukan ipv6). jadi semua computer tanpa terkecuali pasti 127.0.0.1 = diri sendiri.

tul jo, itu orang paling dodol yg mimpi jadi hacker..sebenernya bukan hacker sih namanya untuk yang dark side tapi cracker

I think the original site that I posted musabin clobbered by visitors luffin' their arse off.
Here's the new site http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328&st=0

That sounded just too dumb to be true. My theory is that b***hhacker was just playing with everybody's head. But you never know.... there are actually dumb and dumber and dumberer people in this world

This is soooo fuunnny ...

banyak kok orang kaya gitu. scriptkiddies

dulu waktu masih irc-an juga sering ketemu orang kaya gitu. ada yang masih inget jaman2 ping flood? punya satu eggdrop bot bangganya minta ampun. "virus" pake mirc script. ngancam minta op, kalo ga ntar channel dihack.

Dia cuman download2 program dari internet, terus ngaku2 hacker..
Yang kayak gitu kan harusnya pengetahuan umum

hahahahahahhaa...

this is sooooooo blooody funniiieee...