Fatbrain bikin thread "Quotations - nice words", tapi yg aku nemu akhir2 ini malah quotes yang not so nice. hehe.. Daripada ngerusak threadnya Fatbrain, mending bikin thread sendiri.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle, former VP of USofA

malu bertanya sesat di jalan, nanya dijalan malu-maluin

apa yg bisa dikerjain besok, ga usah dikerjain sekarang

- kata2 koko gue

Some quotes by George W. Bush:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
Walter Matthau.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
- Socrates -

If you can see it and it's there, it's real.
If you can see it and it isn't there, it's virtual.
If you can't see it and it's there, it's transparent.
If you can't see it and it isn't there, it's gone.

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

They said one day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

If you treat a woman like an object that is just wrong. But if you treat an object like a woman that is just disgusting!

shiro menulis:
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...

shiro menulis:
They said one day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions!

I used to think that the brain was the most important organ in my body, but then I realized who was telling me this. - Oscar Wilde

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother"! is redundant. -Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.. -Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Kalau bisa dipersulit ngapain dipermudah?

"Gitu aja kok ribut." - Gus Dur

dari temen, entah dia dapet dimana...
" Nobody is perfect, I'm nobody. So I'm perfect. "