Answer :

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? "Incorrectly"
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it? 10+15 = 25 cents, the father give 25 cents (a quarter) to 2 sons, so it's a quarter to two (1:45)
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rise! ! s at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? none,coz the boat rises with the tide
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? White, since in north pole, all walls faces south, so it's gotta be polar bear
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?three
6. There is a room.! The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die? fish, no water
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? None, since it's a hole, means there's nothing there, right ?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45! degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? One bucket has water of 45 degress F, and the other just bucket with temperature 30 degrees F (there's no mention of the second bucket has water, so the answer is the bucket with 45 degree F
9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon! on May 6th. 12:34, 5-6-78
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? One, since the farmer combined all stacks into one
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?My answer is The Sun, but the cheat codes said that it's temperature