31 THINGS ABOUT ME

1. YOUR HOROSCOPE?

Leo

2. SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Taken except on Mondays and Wednesdays

3. IN LOVE ?

Everyday except on Mondays and Wednesdays

4. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT BY THE PERSON YOU LOVED?

One time, my eye got poke. It hurt like hell.

5. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REASON IF YOU TURNED SUICIDAL?

Don't know. Never thought about it

6. IS SUICIDE REALLY KILLING YOURSELF?

Funny question. Am I dead once I committed suicide?

7. COUNTRY OR CLASSIC?

Punk!

8. PREFER CUTE/IDIOT OR SMART/UGLY

Potential mate: Cute and Smart
Potential rival: Idiot and Ugly
One nighter : Cute and idiot
My boss : Smart and ugly

9. ARE YOU IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BF/GF?

Mostly except on full moon.

10. YOU`D EXPECT A TEXT MESSAGE USUALLY FROM???

Spam.

11. HAVE A BEST FRIEND THAT IS IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

most of them

12. WHAT DO YOU LIKE DOING WHEN YOU`RE DEPRESSED!

Make others depressed too. Misery loves company.

13. CHEERFUL OR BORING?

Who?

14. DESCRIBE A PERFECT DATE

Cute, dumb, agreeable blonde.

15. EVER WONDERED WHY NOBODY KNOWS WHY THE SKY IS BLUE?

Hell NO! Why do you ask? Hmmm.... come to think of it, why is the sky blue?

16. EVER BEEN HURT BY LOVE?

Once or twice or thrice. Can't remember

17. WILL YOU EVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN? WITH LOVE?

Sure, why not.

18. EVER HATED ANYONE LIKE HELL?

Hell YEA! I just forgot who......

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Someone has problem counting to twenty.

20. GIVE ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES WHAT YOU`RE FEELING NOW:

I am hungry. Time for lunch!
21. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?

Deja Vu!

22. EVER PHYSICALLY HURT YOURSELF?

*&^$#%%! Why do they make bookshelf that low?

23. EVER VERBALLY HURT YOURSELF?

*&^$#%%! me for not looking where I stand.

24. MOTTO IN LIFE!

Rock the house!

25. HAVE YOU EVER DOUBTED THAT SOMETIMES?

Only when I am not allowed to rock the house

26. HAVE YOU EVER HAD FEELINGS FOR A FRIEND FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

Yes.

27. IF YES, WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT IT?

Flirt.

28. IS FAME & MONEY THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE?

Naaah, they are at the bottom 0f my list

29. DO YOU MAKE ANY MOVEMENTS OR SOUNDS WHEN YOU`RE SLEEPING?

Don't know. I am sleeping ain't I?

30. ARE YOU DIFFICULT TO WAKE UP?

Don't know. I never wakes myself up.

31. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SLEEP?

Once a day.