Jokes on Sept 11th
1) The prime minister of China called Bush on the 11th Sept after the
attack on the Pentagon....
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It was a very big tragedy...
But in case you're missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything...."

2) Saddam Husein called Bush on the 11th Sept...
Saddam: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.
It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings...I would like to
ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...It was not us...
Bush: What buildings? What people?? What are you talking about??
Saddam: Oh, and what time it is in America right now?
Bush: It's 8.00 in the morning.
Saddam: Ooops! Will call back in an hour! Bye Bye.....

3) Bush & Powell
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this
time and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would
worry about the 140 million Afghans!"