A WOMAN's PERSPECTIVE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish
you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona
when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the
trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo
woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the
journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo
woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she
saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat
next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and
said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with
the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade....."

BEAUTIFUL NAMES
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking clueless idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise. "

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew".