Alternative Lifestyle = Gay

What I expect from my spouse :
1. Good sense of humour
2. I can stand looking at her for quite a long time, in other words she is reasonably good looking according to my eyes.
3. Give reasonably space for myself if I need, I mean she can boss me around ( thats womans nature,cant blame them on this one) but always remember I am not a dog .
4. Being someone that I can consult to, err I mean she should have a good brain.
5. I can fart,"ngupil", and do similar disgusting stuff while she is around.