Lad and Gents...

Presenting! Tonight's classical match between two former world number one players. In the Red Corner, representing the Republic of Guam, the two time defending champion, weighing at 145 lbs. Bu "The Wise" Beng aka Wo "The not so Ming Ming " Ming. In the blue corner, representing the Republic of Arnie California, weighing at 35 lbs, Pepe "The Pretty Witch" Haliwell a.k.a. Pepe "The cover your nose" Le Skunk.

* Pepe jump to the tennis court *
* looks around for "The not so Ming Ming" opponent *