Floo: my teacher only accept 'weird' pupils. but I think that you are 'weird' enough to become his pupil. If he likes you and see that you have talents, he will want to teach you, even for free. But if he doesn't like your face, or the way you speak....even if you pay him with alot of money he will refuse and throw you out! hehehe...

Some questions he will ask when someone want to become his students:
"Do you like wuxia stories? Why? How do you like Chinese culture? And why? What do you think of Confucianism?"

and if you ever read HSDS or watch HSDS, he will ask: "Who is the most intelligent man in HSDS?"
And also: "Who is your favorites female characters in JY novels?"

hahaha....lucky me that I can answers all of his question and I have a good talent in music