If you don't know how to do it correctly, then dirty words suddenly uttered in bed can frighten, unpleasantly surprise or offend your unprepared girlfriend. Say something vulgar at the wrong moment – and her mood will deteriorate, like thirty-three virgins brought to an ancient Aztec ritual. But risk is a noble thing! And if you do everything right, then your sex will become hotter than hell. That is why we have compiled a short guide to dirty talk, which will help you understand this subtle art and give pepper to your intimate relationships. Read it and don't thank me.

1 What to say First of all, it doesn't matter what you say, it only matters how and when you say it. There is no need to write out dialogues from porn movies, and then rehearse this speech in front of a mirror. It's much more important, and even cooler, if you say what's on your mind so that everyone is comfortable. In the end, they have not yet created a single international dictionary "Call me a bitch", which provides universal phrasal blanks, so focus on your stream of consciousness, filtering it, adjusting to the situation. In general, theory is good, but what about practice, our tongue-tied friend? First on our list are: Commands The easiest way to start a dirty conversation is to voice what you want to do with her, well, or what she should do with you. There is no need to puzzle over a creative approach and invent a member-haiku. You just give a command, for example: "I want your mouth to be around my dick" or "Stand by the window. I want to fuck you there." Compliments Dude, if your girlfriend has an amazing ass, or she perfectly knows the technique of deep blowjob, do not skimp on compliments. Your admiration and excitement caused by the girl will affect her like a red rag on a bull. In a good way, of course. Plus, this is a great start for the beginning and development of erotic dialogues or monologues, for example: "Your sweat is the source of the article, the magazine from which everyone steals articles - BroDude.ru dancing legs look perfect on my shoulders" or "It's so hot and good in you." The questions are not these, where every five minutes you sniff in her ear: "Are you okay?" We need specifics that allow us to improve the quality of sex and open up new horizons of pleasure. If you've turned on the third speed, ask if it's too tough for her. Although, if her reaction to your actions is obvious, then it's not necessary to talk incessantly. Erotic conversations are designed to strengthen desire, so do not confuse warm with soft and try to study the preferences, anatomy and habits of your girlfriend before you start practicing the technique of dirty talk. Speaking of technology. Ask politely: "Do you want me to look at you while you suck my dick?" or "Do you like the way I run my tongue over your clitoris?" Fantasies The good old fantasies expressed out loud are a proven and reliable way to add borscht to the fire. No matter how long you have known your girlfriend, in one case you are provided with a closer acquaintance, and in the other - a new round in the usual relationship. Example: "I've been thinking so much about this photo that you sent me today"; "I want to tie you up"; "I can't stop thinking about how cool you would look in latex", etc. Erotic literature On the pages of such fiction, everything has already been said for you, you will only have to recreate the picture and images in your head and get inspiration for future independent experiments. Don't worry, we've already prepared an extracurricular reading list for you. Insults are a pretty slippery slope, so you should check with your girlfriend in advance how she will react if, at the moment of passion, you call her a "dirty slut" (slut – yes; slut or slut – no). Every such insult must be carefully considered in advance, otherwise you will be insulted later. And not in the sense that we are talking about now. Be sure that such epithets as "Idiot", "Fathead", "Pathetic dumbass" will be the last words you will say to her.

2 How to say it Voice modulation You can start with a sensual whisper, you can even moan if you are sure that you will not look pathetic at the same time. If you choose the tactics of command, then, of course, your voice should sound resolute and authoritative. Try to lower it half a tone lower than usual, but do not overdo it with such a jig. Everything should be in moderation. Emphasize certain words Keywords are the main means of any communication, so if she did not hear something or did not remember, being in a love fever, then do not hesitate to repeat it, focusing on the key points, but the text is taken from the chic BroDude.ru an example: "Fuck me harder. Did you hear me? Fuck harder." Eyes and ears Speaking vulgarities, look into the eyes or run your lips over the ear, pronouncing them. Excellent. Nice talk. Confidence This practice implies mutual trust. Agree, if you start to mumble guiltily to yourself: "Suck my dick", they will only want to hug and comfort you. Give out wishful thinking, so much so that Stanislavsky himself is proud of you! Look into her eyes, speak confidently, don't give up and don't blush. You are completely in control of the situation and your friend. Realize, put up with it and loudly demand that you get sucked, yes properly!