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#41
hey_sephia 28 Mei 2005 jam 2:04pm  

pepe: apa belon tau, GAP itu punya counter ga cuma di toko GAP :D
hihihi..
tapi kalo aku mungkin bener jalan2nya route merah, cuman pulang2 bawanya tetep pair of pants doang.

:offtopic: : di sini pants = underpants. kalo ngomong musti pair of trousers biar pramuniaga di GAP ga bingung kenapa mau beli underwear di GAP? :D

#42 avatar
pepe haliwell 2 Juni 2005 jam 1:59am  

hey_sephia menulis:
:offtopic: : di sini pants = underpants. kalo ngomong musti pair of trousers biar pramuniaga di GAP ga bingung kenapa mau beli underwear di GAP? :D
In the States, underpants is called panty or thong if you are a style concious girl or one hot momma :tongue:

#43
eeyore 2 Juni 2005 jam 5:29am  

In here, thong could also means japanese style sandal (sendal jepang)

#44
Jojon 2 Juni 2005 jam 7:10am  

In here thong could also means satpam indozone

#45 avatar
pepe haliwell 22 Juni 2005 jam 4:41am  

Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can never be pregnant.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. The world is your urinal.
10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
11. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12. Same work, more pay.
13. Wrinkles add character.
14. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
15. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
17. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
18. One mood all the time.
19. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
20. You know stuff about tanks.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
25. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You almost never have strap problems in public.
28. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
29. Everything on your face stays its original color.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. You only have to shave your face and neck.
32. You can play with toys all your life.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
35. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
36. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
37. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
38. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

#46 avatar
pepe haliwell 22 Juni 2005 jam 4:44am  

What gender is 'computer' ?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her adult class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ( " la computer " ) , because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ( " el computer " ), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

:)) :))

#47 avatar
pepe haliwell 23 Juni 2005 jam 12:32am  

If women rule the world

... parking won't be quite an task anymore
(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/herparkingslot.gif)

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/BlueCars.jpg)

Woohoo ..... I can't wait to see pink Indi 500 cars with Tampax stickers all over :))
(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/racecar.jpg)
:))

#48 avatar
pepe haliwell 25 Juni 2005 jam 12:49am  

More "If women rule the world"

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/speedometer.jpg)

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/bathroomfreeway.jpg)

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/toiletpaper.jpg)

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/John.jpg)

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/bowling.jpg)

and finally

(Image:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/pepe_h/Funnies/Manogram.jpg)

:))

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