people, do not eat babi guling! it's sacriledge!

oh nooo

Me:
dotdotdot
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like ... me
God:
For example, eukaryotes. To you ?
Me:
mitochondria
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
how about babi guling?
God:
How about it.
Me:
where can i eat babi guling in sydney?
God:
Wherever you are right now.
Me:
really? special delivery? where where?
God:
For real. You are special. A place we call "reality.".
Me:
okayy so where's my babi guling?
God:
How do you like okayy so where?
Me:
i'm not okay. i'm looking for that babi guling
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not okay. You might find that I am that babi guling.
Me:
wwwaaaaaaaa nnnoooooo that's a mighty scary thought
God:
I think wwwaaaaaaaa nnnoooooo that is more than that.
Me:
so if i eat baby guling then i eat you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
so that is the meaning of life then? babi guling = god?
God:
Excuse me! Yes it is one of the meaning of life. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
got to go. have to tell this to everyone
God:
Until next time. Why do you have to do it?