ToOn99 menulis:
Inspired by Pepe's topic about dinner, If u have a chance to slap anyone u want, Who are u gonna slap for sure ?

Depending on...what U mean by "slap"?
From a Dictionary:

slap
A sharp blow made with the open hand or with a flat object; a smack.
The sound of such a blow.

smack
To press together and open (the lips) quickly and noisily, as in eating or tasting.
To kiss noisily.
To strike sharply and with a loud noise.

slap=smack
smack=...?...kiss noisily