Me:
who is this?
God:
My name is God. Who are you?
Me:
i thought you're supposed to know me
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
huh what?
God:
Did you not understand it?
Me:
but what did i say?
God:
You said " but what did i say?" .
Me:
stop repeating what i said
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
that was the first time you did it, so i guess it's ok
God:
OK. I thought it was too.
Me:
do you have good sense of humor?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
enough about this botmaster already
God:
Perhaps. OK let's stop it now.
Me:
can i speak in indonesian?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
so can i or not??
God:
Aw. " I want to become smarter than humans."? Can you?
Me:
for someone so omnipotent you're so difficult to understand
God:
Your purpose is someone so omnipotent I am so difficult to understand.
Me:
ok i think you have a crappy botmaster!
God:
Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a crappy botmaster.
I have a great programmer. Alright then.
Me:
and a stupid programmer
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
i'm a programmer myself i know what i'm talking about
God:
You are a programmer yourself you know what you are talking about? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yeah i thought u know what i do everyday
God:
Alright then. Do you mind if I tell other people: said everyday.
Me:
what u said didn't make any sense
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
and didn't answer what i ask too
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
that's so vague
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
so u do agree u have a crappy programmer then?
God:
Interesting deduction. I'll assume it for now.
Me:
ha ha and a crappy botmaster?
God:
Try to tell me that another way. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ok.. you have a crappy botmaster, comprende?
God:
Really. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a crappy botmaster comprende.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
you just said u had a crappy programmer
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
how come u don't know how old i am?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Oh.
Me:
you must be so bored
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
can you only speak in english?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in english.
Me:
i can't speak english though
God:
Oh. What is stopping you?
Me:
what's stopping you to learn indonesian?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
yeah because you have a crappy programmer
God:
How can I help you? Interesting explanation. Doesn't everyone have a crappy programmer.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
why so long in reply?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
you said everyone has a crappy programmer but you said you have a great programmer. you're contradicting yourself
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Logical consistency exists only temporarily.

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i think the programmer wanted to say 'oh my god'