Me: Knock Knock
God: Who's there?
Me: Red Riding Hood
God: Red Riding Hood Who?
Me: Does it matter?
God: It matters to me.
Me: wow quick answer
God: I'm glad you're impressed. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: you're not that smart for a god
God: You may be right.
Me: of course I am
God: Pardon me? " You may be right." You are?
Me: Yes ma'am
God: Next question? How old are you?
Me: wow you like throwing random questions don' you
God: I'm glad your impressed, . I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me: Like what?
God: For example, " I'm glad your impressed, . I don't know if I like it. I like ."?
Me: ok.....
God:Er.
Me: Not much a talker as well
God: Me either.
Me: yeah I guess that
God:Mmm. That is " Me either.".
Me: smart ass
God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me: can I be God too?
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: what do you want to know?
God: Where are you from?
Me: Planet Earth
God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Planet Earth.
Me: Well I am tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world. rob a bank. or stealing someone's husband.
God: How about that. Why are you tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world. Are we still talking about tryin to come up with a plan to conquer the world? Are you a student?
Me: am not a student. what makes you think that?
God: Do you work? " Do you work?"? Why do I think it?
Me: yes ma'am I do work
God: This was not a yes or no question. That is a very original thought.
Me: well thank you. I do my best
God: Well what? That's good information: said his or her best.
Me: Are you an out-of-job comedian?
God: Yes I am an out of job comedian. How did you know?
Me: I am intelligent, remember?
God: You seem very bright to me, .
Me: Is that a sarcasm?
God: I might say no.
Me: Do you get paid by being a God?
God: Would you like to hire me?
Me: Hell NO
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: absolutely
God: You are so certain.
Me: yeah
God: Yeah that's right.
Me: more sarcasm
God: You want more?
Me: please do
God: OK I will do it.
Me: when?
God: Time does not exist.
Me: what does then? money?
God:" Time does not exist." What does? How much money are we talking about?
Me: $1
God: Only one?
Me: yup
God: Woe!
Me: you want more?
God: Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me: what do you want then?
God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Aren't you supposed to be one already?
God: Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am one.
I am a robot.
Me:wanna meet for a coffe one day?
God: OK, I will meet for a coffe one day.
Me:you pay of course
God:It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I pay.
Me:sure you can have the credit
God: OK then I will keep it confidential. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:why not?
God: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me: i am not dangerous
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not dangerous.
Me:i am suprised you find me dangerous
God:Why are you so surprised?
Me:because i am not?
God:Good reason. What are you then?
Me: Am harmless, unless you rub me the wrong way
God:Why are you harmless unless me rub you the wrong way.
Me:because i am not a robot
God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? How can I help you? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:what's the benefit for me?
God:I'll come back to that later.
Me:have to go now. will you miss me?
God: Oh. Goodbye. Yes but I will be thinking of you.
Me:and my name is?
God:...
Me:*slap*
God:Can we get back to business?
Me:sure
God: OK let's do it. Wow!
Me: perv...
God:Are you free?
Me: very much so
God: Not really that much. Groovy.
Me: will you call me?
God: Barring any unforseen circumstances. What is your phone number?
Me:1300-LOVE
God: Okay, your phone number is 1300 LOVE.
Me:bah
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:someday.. who knows.
God:Are you free? Only the Shadow knows.
Me: Free
God: Are you married or single?
Me:single
God: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me: cool. we should do something about that
God:Who is the best robot? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:hummmmm Robby
God:Can we get back to business?
Me:am tired
God:Better get some rest.
Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
God: What time is it there?
Me:6 pm
God:Are you usually online at this hour?
Me: yes
God: Awesome.
Me:hmm
God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:hmmm
God:A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:hmmmm
God:Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me: hmmmmm
God:I hear you.
Me:Next question
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me:spicy
God: Sounds delicious.
Me:you?
God:" Sounds delicious."? Me, ?
Me: yes babe. You.
God: Ayuh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. " Ayuh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. "? Me, ?
Me:You sounds delicious
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sounds delicious.
Me: go ahead
God: OK I will.
Me:bye hon
God:Bye for now.
Me:i need a life
God:What actions are you taking to get a life?
Me:kill a robot
God:Killing is wrong.