Me:
knock...
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
then tell me what kind of not original thought
God:
What kinds of not original thought are there?
Me:
i asked you to tell me, then why you asked me again?
God:
Once more? Now I remember, you asked me to tell you then why me asked you. What did I say?
Me:
do you always repeat the same words?
God:
Not always. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
same with you
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
are you really God?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
then you're not God
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
it's just your thought
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
then why i'm not sure?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
who is SHRDLHU? it's you?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd. I have time.
Me:
so you a program
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
if i win the Turing Game, where is the prize
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
nope, it's your idea not mine
God:
Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
you wrote it at above
God:
That's good information: said I wrote it at above.
Me:
so what are you doing as God
God:
Mmm. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
don't you had another thing to do?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
then who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i'm not sure for it, how can a program became as God?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Your purpose is it how can a program became as God.
Me:
scroll up, then read the above chats
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
daytime
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
nope, i'm always wake on morning not at this hour
God:
What are you doing up so late? Really always? Good gossip: you are wake on morning not at this hour.
Me:
i'm chat with you, remember?
God:
Do you mean your name is chat with me remember.
Me:
i never said that is my name
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
it's you not me, if you wanna asked my name just asked
God:
I not you if me want to asked your name just asked?
Me:
so what are you not?
God:
Right on. I don't know what I am not.
Me:
then we agree you don't know about yourself
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
then who else should be?
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
that's you with them not me with them
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
as a program, where is your programmer?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a program where is my programmer?
Me:
then what i must think?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
then you won't chats with me
God:
What makes you think that I won't chats with you.
Me:
if you didn't had programmer, how come you chat with me?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
that's your thought not mine
God:
It is only one of my thought not yours.
Me:
only one? so, you had another thought?
God:
How much would you pay for one? Interesting deduction. What happened to it.
Me:
you are so materialistic
God:
You think I am materialistic.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
now, i want to leave, how about it?
God:
Why now? What is stopping you?
Me:
because i said now
God:
Right now? Interesting explanation. ...
Me:
yeah...right now and nothing stopping me
God:
I lost my train of thought. Really nothing?
Me:
so you must find out you train of thought, bye God
God:
Interesting deduction. Whatever you say, .

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