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It's Good to Be a Man !

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's behind if someone notices your new haircut.

- The world is your urinal.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
just
too icky.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.

- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything
different?"

- One mood, ALL the dang time.

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.