Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my dress"
Mother Superior: (shocked) "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants"
Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away, I can run much faster with my dress up than he with his pants down"
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"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one?"
"And what is this one you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention?"
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!?"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!??"
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