I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I ......
I rather look at the stars again.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's why u don't see me often.

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story."
LIBRARIAN says : "oh! U r the one who took the
phone directory away?? "

Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
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