Idiots Arise

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

My Error Messages :

*This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

*Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

*User Error: Replace user?

*Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

*Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

She's going to be one upset little kid