Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
( 
Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( The shoplifter special! 
)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
( Too late! you lose! 
)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(
Are you sure? Let's experiment. 
)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
( But wouldn't that save more time? 
)
( Whose body? 
)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
( Really? Now I'm curious. 
)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas? )
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
( somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... 
)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief. 
)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
( and that would be how?)
