Post-it Break up notes? that's just plain cruel...

Ok How about some pick up lines? Some are funny, some are sappy and the rest are just simply corny...

• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
 
• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see. ( cheeky)

• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!

• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.

• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

• Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
 
• Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.
 
• You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.

• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (like this one )

• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
 
• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
 
• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.

• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. ( sappy!)

• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
 
• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

• Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it. ( kinda cool)

• Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!

• I am not Fred Flinstones, but I make your bed rock.