The Complete List

You might be Indonesian if:
 You carry handphone even to no service area.
 You manage to buy expensive stuff over your salary capability.
 You think bribery as a ‘tip in advance’.
 You think road as place to park.
 You fly Garuda just to know the stewardess.
 You send you kids to US just to go to school.
 You go to park and drink ‘teh botol’ instead of Budweiser.
 You travel to LA - Jakarta more than 3 times a year.
 You mix soccer and boxing at the same time.
 You have more credit cards that what your wallet can handle.
 You have a car with 20’ wheel.
 You work for government to get rich quick.
 Your friend in the US call you ‘the Indonesian connection’.
 You stomach growls when you don’t eat rice for a day.
 You believe kecap ABC can turn a bad cooking to gourmet food.
 You talk during the movie.
 You use a bucket instead of toilet paper in the bathroom.
 You eat fried rice in the morning.
 You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi’s
 You don’t think Jim Carrey is funny.
 You carry a 16 oz/jar of sambal to where ever you travel.
 Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 will embarrasses you.
 You think dangdut is stupid but listen to it anyway.
 You are willing to travel 25miles to buy tahu and tempe.
 You are a very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.
 Your local McDonalds serve rice and sambal.
 You think Supermie is a staple food.
 You have ever tried passing a Rp. 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/payphone.
 You do your shopping in Singapore.
 You have ever legally bought pirated software.
 You have ever been forced to memorise UUD’45.
 You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
 You realised that money is everything before you were six.
 The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word “Jakarta” is “macet”.
 Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
 Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
 You don’t mind people being late.
 You think standing in line is a waste of time.
 You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
 You use the terms “Ni yee”, “Cai-lah”, and “Ih, ji-jay” on daily basis.
 You complain that movies in America don’t have sub-titles.
 Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
 Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
 You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
 You like the smell of terasi.
 You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
 You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecock/ badminton birdles.
 You have a 16’ satellites dish hidden in your backyard.
 You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
 You miss your maid during laundry day.
 Your clothing brandnames printed on it that is visible from 50 yards.
 You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
 You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
 You go to McDonalds to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
 You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
 You make major decision based on gengsi.
 You take advantage of Wal-Mart’s 30 days money-back-guarantee to “borrow” home appliances.
 Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
 You have paid more than $1000 to get your name on you license plate.
 When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
 You know more than 10 acronyms / abbreviations.

So, if you are one of the above list, you must be an original Indonesian!!!!